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The Curious Case of the $100 Million Guard and the Ghost of Ben Simmons
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The Mad Dog in Gold: Marcus Smart’s Beautiful Betrayal
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Jul 21 • 
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The Kid, the Contract, and the Goddamn Weight of Expectation
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Jul 18 • 
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The Ugly Truth of Glory: Summer League July 17, 2025
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Jul 18 • 
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The Return of the Clockmaker: Damian Lillard and the Rhythm of a City Reborn
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Jul 17 • 
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Caleb Houstan and the Art of Waiting
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Jul 17 • 
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The Expansion Hangover: Adam Silver’s Mirage of More
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Jul 16 • 
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Cigarettes, Call-Ups, and That Beautiful Bastard Drew Peterson
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Jul 15 • 
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No Savior, Just a Soul: Tatum Wants Dame in Green
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Jul 14 • 
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The Night the Kids Bled Ink in the Desert
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Jul 11 • 
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Flagg Day in July
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Jul 10 • 
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I remember…the à la Mode.
A NHL Playoffs Round One Game 7 Recap as told by an old school, fair weather Stars fans while sitting on his couch and drinking cheap Mexican beer.
Published on Old’s Substack • Jul 9
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